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Well, since my boys are doing this, i did it too!

Your Name? Jancy Gibbons (AKA Momma Gibbs)

Your age? Aint no lady to tell ;)

Describe yourself? A Lover, not a Fighter

Describe your mate (if applicable)? An utter asshole who i threw down the stairs. I loved him.

Where (and when) do you live? New york, and right now. I best be living for longer!!

What's your favourite sweet? Jaffa cakes, those English know how to do it!

What is your favourite...
Season?
Summer, suns out tums out!!

Food? All the food, do i look like i discriminate!

Animal? The ones that exist!

Colour? All of them- Leo why do i need to pick so many things?

Time of day? See, this i know! Sunset!

Weapon? Diamondback DB380 Pistol, gotta pack heat in this town


Can you read? Obviously!

Can you write? Again, Obviously- Leo is this thing stupid?!

Can you sing? Lungs like mind, hell yes!

Can you play an instrument? I ain’t got the time for that

What languages do you speak? English, just about!

What weapons can you use? Most .380 caliber guns, some small knives


Are you a virgin? Hell no!! I had two beautiful boys once!

Do you mate for life? I tried that, life ends at different times

Who was your first lover? (or, if you are a virgin -- Who would you like your first lover to be?) Lover? Well that would be Nancy in high school. Oh yeah, Momma went there!

Who is your current lover? Myself <3

What is your favourite sexual position? The one where my lover makes me feel like the goddess i am!

What are your kinks? Kinks? Leo what's a kink? Is that my hair texture? I’d say my hair is a coil!


What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Losing my boys and my man-

What's the best thing that's ever happened to you? Finding my new boys, Aydin, Leo and Nix. Hey boys <3 Momma loves you!!

Who is your worst enemy? The stupid cops that shot down my boys, ya’ll know what, fuck the police!

Who is your best friend? My man was my best friend...

Tell us about your worst kiss. Oh god, when i first met my man, Delroy. He tried to pull the moves on me and damn near choked me with his tongue- That wasn’t how ya’ll kissed, idiot boy!

Tell us about your best kiss. My wedding day… He got better by then <3


Are you...
Smart?
I try my hardest to be!

Arrogant? No, thats Leos job <3

Good-looking? Thats Aydins job <3

Sexy? …. Nix you’re up birdy!

Capable? Oh hell yes, nothing is over taking Momma again!

Dangerous? Ask the holster on my thigh to find out ;)


Do you have any scars? A few, too many to remember.

Do you have any piercings? My own Mama pierced my ears!

Do you have any tattoos? A few, my man made me get them with his gang

Do you have any other markings? Not that i can see, who knows, i might have a map of the earth on my sexy ass!

Do you wear any jewellery? Got my wedding ring on still. Even if God took my Delroy, i am married to him till i die!

Have you ever broken any bones? Broken mine or someone elses? Because this badass Momma done both!


Do you believe in a higher power? Sometimes. It’s hard but i hope God is there...

Do you belong to a formal religion? Catholic, most of the time!

Do you have any religious rituals? Every night i pray to my man and boys, i ask them to look after my new boys and keep them safe in the world!

Do your people have any sort of coming of age ritual? (Leo is this thing going to take over my life because if so i don’t wanna play anymore) We are baptised, have communion then get confirmed!

Do you have any personal rituals? Like i said, i pray to my man and my boys!

Do you have any sexual rituals? Not for a long while ;)


If you do not have a lover/mate/significant other/spouse, please answer the questions about your best friend. Leo I’mma leave these since my other is long gone!!
How long have you been together? X

What do you like to do together? X

What do you do to make your lover happy? X

What do you do even though it upsets your lover? X

If someone was going to meet your lover for the first time, what one thing would they need to know? X

What's your absolutely favourite thing about your lover? X


If you were a _____ what would you be?
a metal
Gold!

a plant Cactus i guess?

a fault Humm… Innocence i guess?

a virtue Anything with love!

a colour Yellow!

a season Spring!


What is your most distinctive...
Physical feature?
My curves, baby you could get lost with the controls of my body!

Physical mannerism? I’m not sure? My hips??

Character trait? Loving as heck!

Turn of phrase? I don’t think i got one? Leo, Aydin, do i got one??

Pet peeve? People being mean to my little boys!!!

Habit? Cooking too much!


What's one place you've always wanted to go? Oh god, i’d love to see China!

What's one thing you've never been able to do? Forgive easily….

What one thing have you always wanted to learn but never have? How to knit- Leo can you teach me?

What's one thing you've always wanted to do and never have? Skydiving, i wanna fly one day!

What's one thing you've always wanted to have but don't have? A puppy dog- my Man was allergic so we never got one!

Who do you envy? People with no worries.


Do you like animals? Love them!

Which animals don't you like? None of them, even bugs are cute!

Do you hunt? If so, for food or pleasure? Hunt? Naw i don’t do that, far too loud on my feet!

Do you eat meat? Yup!

Which animal do you most closely identify with? I wanna say a panther, hot, dark and deadly

Which animal do you most closely identify your mate with? A Lion, he was a stunning creature


What are you afraid of? I don’t really know?

How do you deal with your fears? By not knowing what i’m scared of!!

Why did you cry most recently? I saw a puppy in a little skirt and well...

What was the worst pain you've experienced? Birth of my boys, the the death of them. It was also the same i think, just in reverse.

What is the worst injury or illness you've experienced? Worst? Well i had Pneumonia last year!

What do you most dread losing? My new boys What is your comfort food? Straight up sugar, i ain't fucking around!

When do you reach for it? When my day’s been shit.

What textures do you like least? (Why?) Grains, they get all up under my nails and i ain’t got time for that!

Which textures make you most want to reach out and touch? (Why?) The boys hair, it’s so soft and nice!

What scent do you like most? (Why?) Aftershave, It’s comforting!

What scent do you like least? (Why?) Sour things, why does it happen!



Who (or what) do you live for? My new boys <3

Who (or what) would you die for? My new boys <3

In general, what do people think of you upon first impression? Ho shit she one hot momma ;)

What do people think of you after they get to know you better? She’s a hot momma with a big heart <3

If you were to die right now, today, what kind of legacy would you leave behind? I’d leave my money to my new boys so they could live easier!

What kind of legacy would you *want* to leave behind? Happy boys with happy lives!


Do you like children? I love them <3

Do you have children? I did

Do you want to have children? Not any more, two was enough!

What is your earliest childhood memory? Running full speed into a paddling pool with my older sister, she broke her nose, i had the time of my life!

Who was your favourite person when you were a child? My mama, she was so full of love, and i wanted to be the same!

Name one thing that made it clear to you that were no longer a child. How old were you at the time? When My dad told me i was a lady now, i think i was about six?


Can you ride a bike? Hell no!

Can you drive? Again, hell no!

Can you swim? Hell yes!

Can you fly? Not by myself ;)

Can you fight? I can win if i need to fight!

Can you lead? Where do you need to go?


Would you rather...
Eat an endless amount or photosynthesize?
Eat an endless amount, Food is the cure to everything!

Hold your breath indefinitely or make yourself turn blue? Hold my breath, you could do so many cool things like that!

Learn sign language or talk without moving your lips? Learn sign language, more you know the better!

Keep your eyes open without blinking or be able to turn off your hearing? Turn off my hearing, there are things in this world i don’t need to hear!

Fly or walk through solid matter? Walk through solid matter, i’d walk my ass right into a cake shop!

Live forever and stay young or be reincarnated with your old memories? Be reincarnated with my old memories, i’d like to learn from my mistakes, not live with them!


Are you poor, rich, or in between? Rich in love <3

Growing up were you poor, rich or in between? Poor, mama made no money and i was one of eight!

Is money important to you? Not too important

How do you acquire money? I run a youtube!

What is your most valuable possession? Valuable? My wedding ring (good luck getting it off me)

What is your most valued possession? Again, my wedding ring.


What is your favourite sound? Aydins giggle!

What is your favourite thing to touch? Nix Hair!

What is your favourite smell? Fresh baked goods!

What is your favourite taste? Warm cake <3

What is your favourite sight? When i see my boys all sleeping in a pile!

Which of your senses is your favourite? sight, i can deal with everything else, but i need to see.


Can you cook? Yes, for my boys i do <3

What kind of food do you normally eat? Microwave dinners

What food is a special treat (like for a birthday)? Chocolate covered ice-cream!

Do you drink alcohol? Yes i do!

Have you ever been drunk? Relate the most memorable time. Yes, i was nearly eighteen and my man got me drunk with his friends. They all passed out and i danced all night <3

What is your cure for a hangover? Cornbread!


Have you ever witnessed a crime? Yes, too many

Have you ever commited a crime? I ain’t telling ;)

Have you ever been wrongly accused of a crime? Cops are always getting it wrong

Have you ever been arrested? Maybe ;)

Have you ever been to jail/received punishment? Never! I’m not that bad!

What's the worst thing you've ever "gotten away with"? Well, i stole my mans heart <3


What are you allergic to? Nothing at all!!

Do you eat fish? Yeah, fish is good for you!

Who is your oldest friend? My oldest friend was my man

What makes the best pet? Birds, kittens and puppies

What is the grossest thing you've ever done? Ya’ll aint getting that from me! I need to keep some secrets ;)

Here is a needle, a tube of toothpaste, a deck of cards and some string. Make something. What did you make? I’d make you bring me some more useful things- stupid bastard (Leo did you write this????)


Name one thing about your physical appearance would you change. Nothing, i love me like no-one else could!

Name one thing about your mate's physical appearance would you change. Nothing, he was perfect <3

Name one thing about your life would you change. I’d bring my boy’s back

Name one thing about your mate's life would you change. I’d bring him back to life.

Name one thing you did that made negative changes in your life. Would you do it again? I sold my old house and moved to this place, it was my boys old place. But yes, i would do it again

Name one thing you did that made positive changes in your life. The new boys moving in!


Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes!!

Are you in love right now? Forever and always

Is anyone in love with you? I damned well hope so!

Has anyone ever broken your heart? Death, he broke my heart by taking my family.

What is the best thing about being in love? Everything is easy, even the worst times come smoothly

What is the worst thing about being in love? It can end.


What was the most memorable event of your childhood? My Momma making christmas dinner, Nothing smelt as good as turkey did on that day!

What's your favorite memory? Why? My Sister breaking her nose jumping into a paddling pool. I just loved the noise she made when she hit the side

What's your least favorite/most painful memory? Why? When the Cops turned up at my door saying my boy were shot.

What do you do to help you preserve your memories (i.e. photographs, mementoes etc)? Keep everything- I got a tendency to hoard if i’m not careful!

Do you have a good memory or are you constantly forgetting things? It’s alright i guess! Sometimes i forget little things but nothing major!

Is memory a curse or a blessing? Blessing, we get to keep people alive that way!


Describe your hair. Coiled and full of secrets ;)

Describe your mate's hair. He was bald as anything!

If you could change your hair this minute, what would it look like? It would look the same, but maybe firetruck red! I like that colour!

Ever had a hair disaster? What happened? Well, i did this straight comb thing and god my hair ended up so fired they took four inches off it!

Are you usually concerned with the appearance of your hair? (ie do you think about it or just brush and go) I spend a few hours once a week on it, after that it behaves till next shower day!

Hairy or smooth -- which do you prefer? Hairy, everyone got it, may as well flaunt it!




Do you believe in romance? Hell yes!

What is the most romantic thing you have ever done? Got Married <3

(Leo, Aydin this thing is long as hell, no wonder Leo missed bits!!!)

What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? Married me!!

Is a sense of humour important to you? Hell yes, it’s the only way into my pants!

What is the silliest thing you have ever done with a lover? We filled our bathtub with so much foam it filled the bathroom. We laughed our asses off for hours!

Name something that looks like fun, but that you would never do. Why wouldn't you do it? I’d do anything i think! I’d only know i’d not do it if i’d done it before and hated it...


What is your favourite... (and why?)
Fruit?
Bananas, so good for you, and they look like a smile :)

Movie? The Notebook, god i love how it makes me cry

Way to spend time with your mate? We used to sit on the couch and watch infomercials till way late into the night. We would laugh for hours.

Number? 45, just seems nice an even!

Time waster? playing games, i make money off it too!

Sport? Can shooting be a sport? Aydin google for me if shooting is a sport?


Have you ever paid someone for sex? Not intentionally!

Have you ever had someone tie you up? I aint telling ;) Ya’ll want my dirty secrets huh!

What's the weirdest thing you've ever been penetrated with? I really aint telling with this one-

Where's the oddest place you've had sex? On a boat, we got frisky in the water then finished on someone else's boat. They didn’t mind!

What's your most perverted fantasy? Ya’ll asking some bad things. Nix tell these people off!!

Has your partner ever done something to you that you thought you'd hate and you got off on it? NIX TELL THEM ALREADY I DONT WANNA


When did you get your first paying job? I was seven

What was it? My Mama got me sweeping hair in her salon, it was the most important thing in the world then. Heck i got my first dollar doing that

What job are you working now?I play games for the youtube!!

What job do you expect you will be doing in the future? Much the same i think?

If you didn't have to work (money wasn't an issue) would you still work anyway? Yes i would! This is fun!!

What is your ideal job? I thought i wanted to be like my Mama and do hair, but this gaming thing is so much more fun!


Say the first thing that pops into your head after each of the following words. Do you know why your brain made that connection?

Hate.
Cops, they fuck it all up

Love. Delroy, he still has my heart

Sex. Delroy again ;)

Family. Boys, i love them so much

Fear. Gone, i don’t like it when people are gone

Humanity. Fear, i think we need to be scared to be human


What is your favourite sound? hair brushing

If you were deaf, what would you miss the most? (oh Aydin sweetie don’t answer this one!) The sound of chattering

What does your voice sound like? Fluffy is the only word i got for it!

Can you sing? Hell yes!

Can you play an instrument? Hell no ( Nix this thing is asking me the same questions over and over what the hell!)

What is the sound of a sunrise? Shuffling blankets



Do you consider yourself creative? I think so?

What is the most creative thing you've ever done? I created my baby boys <3

Do you have any artistic talent? What? None at all!!

Do you like art?Do you believe artist should be subsidised so that they can create without having to worry about stuff like a roof over their heads or where their next meal is coming from? What the fuck kinda question is this??? Art should be where the fuck it wants to be!!!

If you had to put one item that belongs to you into a museaum time capsule, what would it be? My ass, it’s a work of art ;)

I hope i did this all right boys, let me know what i did and how i did!

Lots of love,
Momma <3
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